Politics

The future-PM is said to have described the notices accumulating ‘like drifting snow on the windshield’.

“It is disgusting, especially in these times. They have no idea how normal people live. They just don’t care.”

"The prime minister’s approval rating is back in “suitcases full of wine” territory and a large minority of Conservative voters think a fresh face should lead the party into the next election."

Nadine Dorries talked about people being able to ‘downstream’ films online, and referred to tennis courts as ‘pitches’.

Johnson has five key hurdles to overcome if he is to stay in his job, and the last could spell endgame for our beleaguered PM.

Former Conservative minister Steve Baker said the electorate was furious with the Prime Minister for not following Government coronavirus rules.

Anyone fancy "exercising your sports" on a "tennis pitch" before "downstreaming" some movies?

"If only there were some Brexit opportunities to keep him occupied", one civil servant responded.

The former health secretary's timing, as ever, wasn't great.