"The car crash interview of the year as Justice Secretary Dominic Raab shamelessly defends the indefensible. Superb from Susanna Reid", wrote Peter Stefanovic.
"If they have to bring out Michael Fabricant to apologise for your behaviour, you know you’ve really f*cked up," wrote one person.
Once people realised it wasn't a parody account or he had been hacked, there were a LOT of comments on his statement.
"The haunted pencil has never got anything right and he is continuing that trend," said one person in response to his comments.
"'fuss about not very much'. . .unbelievable. . big egos, big libidos? What is he on about. . its like listening to someone from the 1950s." . .
"Now where have we heard this before?" pondered one person about the BBC suddenly finding the complaints.
The prime minister's sister said she was also sprayed with wine at Wimbledon, but there was a shortage of sympathy on Twitter.
A source who spoke to one newspaper claimed that Boris branded the MP ‘Pincher by name, pincher by nature’.
"If it’s not already too late, history will look back very favourably on these people."