To kick it off...NHS staff were polled on whether, in recognition of their efforts to fight Covid 19, they would prefer to be given a badge or a snack box.

“It’s one of the saddest days of my life. The tree has meant so much to people around here and to see it reduced to twigs in a matter of minutes is just heart-breaking."

"Congratulations to Boris Johnson who is now just three wives short of Henry VIII bingo"

“Future historians won’t need a test and trace operation to find those responsible if we end up in a legal battle in the Supreme Court and an economic crisis that rivals the 1930s depression.”

A Tory Minister also said parents like to pay ‘modest’ sum to avoid ‘label’ of free school meals.

'I blame his mother for calling him Keir and I wasn't going to work with him to forward that project.'

“Members of this House are against it, members of faith in our country are against it, leading charities are against it and now Marcus Rashford is campaigning against.”

"The face of former PM Theresa May is an absolute picture when Michael Gove tells her British people would be safer from crime and terrorism if the government fails to agree crime and security agreements with EU. She could seen saying “what?!!!!!”"

“The Government is wasting hundreds of millions on a system that doesn’t seem to function or even use basic common sense."

"They aren't good at listening and not that really interested in other people's opinions."

A passenger was removed from the Belfast to Edinburgh flight after allegedly shouting ‘everybody dies’.

"It's the future of this nation, and it's relying on semantics."

“Two weeks ago, I began to feel unwell. I then tested positive for Covid-19, so my family and I immediately self-isolated at home. I have not travelled to Westminster or anywhere else."

“No, no, no, I do not want to hear any of that rubbish.”

Michael Gove also defended £7,000 day rates being paid to private sector consultants who are helping the Government to set up and run its testing system.

In this insightful video, ex-Labour staffer and prominent anti-gambling campaigner Matt Zarb-Cousin sheds a little light on what drives Britain's most controversial politician.

"These children are my whole life, I raise them all on my own and they keep me going through the long hours of juggling everything."

“If carefully negotiated terms are not honoured and laws can be ‘legally’ broken, on what foundations does our democracy stand?"

Also Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby, they said the UK Internal Market Bill has “enormous moral, as well as political and legal, consequences”

When he tried to block the upskirting bill Labour’s Wes Streeting called Mr Chope’s behaviour “beneath contempt”.

He went on to claim that no "responsible government" would trigger Article 50 without an agreement of sorts in place with the EU as to the shape of any future trading relationship.

Officials closed loophole when it was disclosed that MPs, lords and parliamentary staff could legally continue drinking past the deadline in the Palace of Westminster.

"While not mentioned in the current proposal Black Lives Matter, a patently political movement is clearly the catalyst, a movement that is demonstrably contentious and of itself offers little, to enhance the lives of the Urchfont community."

Australia has the same deal with the EU as Somalia ie none. Boris Johnson could call Britain’s future a Somalia style deal but for some reason he doesn’t. Wonder why.

Boris Johnson: “Congratulations to Marcus Rashford on his well-deserved MBE for helping feed kids in poverty” 5 days later: “Screw Marcus Rashford and screw those kids!”

Figures come as new ONS estimates find black men are up to 3.8 times more likely to die from coronavirus than white men

“The tracing system has been a complete disaster. The target the Government set was 80 per cent. They have never met it in a single week."

“You will understand that as a Liverpool MP and trade unionist, I share the deep concerns about this legislation from across the labour movement, human rights organisations, and so many who have suffered the abuse of state power, from blacklisted workers to the Hillsborough families and survivors.”

Party leader Nicola Sturgeon withdrew the whip and called on Ms Ferrier to give up her seat.

“Opening line from Govt: ‘We either do tier 3 with you or impose it'. And then absolutely nothing is offered to bring us on side because ‘there is no money’.”

“In a single week this Government is paying these senior consultants more than they pay an experienced nurse in a year."

“I can’t see how this fits with the rules everyone else is expected to follow, so the Palace needs to come up with a rules-compliant explanation.”

"BBC making a drama about Jimmy Savile is to sanitise the role of the Corporation in not only enabling the abuse but covering it up, too."

“In the face of the rising tide of Covid infections, can we have a debate on the death of democracy in the mother of parliaments?"

“For too long this conversation has been delayed. Child food poverty in the UK is not a result of Covid-19. We must act with urgency to stabilise the households of our vulnerable children."

Labour MP for Rhondda, Chris Bryant also said: "Last week was the worst result ever. I do not understand why Baroness Harding is still in a job."

"I do not understand why Baroness Harding is still in a job. The is an absolute mystery to me."

"I see people putting two fingers up to those health workers and the people who have had members of their family die“It really was a slap in the face.”

"This was a vicious and sustained attack on a terrified horse, who for much of it was tethered and unable to escape while being exposed to inexcusable violence."

The leaders will be taken into custody once final probation arguments are considered.

“When I went back to them there were loads of people at their doors saying the same thing. It’s such a scary thing to happen.”

Johnson might have broke down the red wall but the wrecking ball has rebounded right into his face.

"You might have to knock on door of the fridge."

"There is no time to lose - we must sharply decrease greenhouse gas emissions ASAP."

"Well...this is an expensive crash. I wonder if it was the cost or another reason why the Rolls driver left the scene?"