“Potentially one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen,” one Twitter user announced.
Sir Simon Stevens refused to say whether he agrees with the prime minister that Matt Hancock is "useless".
Boris Johnson could wave quarantine rules for thousands of Uefa and Fifa VIPs.
He described the Mail on Sunday's commentator as the "Clown Prince" and "epistemological Godfather of the lobby."
The results may be in, but the hot takes are just getting started.
“He sounds like he’s introducing some dodgy act on a tv talent show. Amazing,” one person said.
It is the party's worst result in a parliamentary by-election ever, according to reports.
The figures show Brexit-related problems are structural, not "teething problems".
"The saddest thing of all for Edwin Poots is that he’s not even a record-breaker: Diane James was leader of UKIP for 18 days in 2016," one person said.