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"I have to admit I don't watch The Apprentice, it's not because of Sugar's accent though, it's because I think he's a tw*t," wrote one person.

"Boris Johnson's Greatest Sh*ts, Folks," wrote one person very unimpressed with the PM.

“We got some cake to make up for it," presenter Susanna Reid said.

“I think what the Mail, on behalf of the PM and his government, are telling us is that we all need to leave Mr Johnson alone. Enough of the outrage plebs. Now just get back in your places and realise that the rules don't apply to people like Mr Johnson and his friends. Look over there - WAR!," a Lib Dem activist has said.

"And the following week we'll be inviting drink drivers in to tell viewers why it's no big deal," wrote one person.

The UK registered more deaths yesterday than New Zealand has throughout the entire pandemic. If that's what success looks like, give me Jacinda's brand of failure any day of the week.

They made the same claim back in November...and again this year.

"Instead of exposing the powerful, newspapers are attending their parties and plotting their protection."

A bizarre pork pie chart and a front page splash about the prime minister's baby show Britain's bonkers press in all its glory.