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Five of the best beaches along California’s Central Coast

Five of the best beaches along California’s Central Coast

Words by local writer, Tyler Kofman. California's Central Coast was originally inhabited by Chumash and Native American people. Now, it is better-known for its plentiful wineries and rich farm land. But the Central Coast offers much more than just good wine and agriculture. It's beaches, some of the most breathtaking...

London clubs set for Premier League title push this season

London clubs set for Premier League title push this season

The 2016/17 Premier League campaign is finally here. Whilst the two Manchester clubs have spent well over a quarter of a billion pounds this summer, the London sides may be the teams to watch this season. Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur pushed Leicester City close last year but the Foxes held...

Kitten raised by David Cameron thinks it’s a Tory

Kitten raised by David Cameron thinks it’s a Tory

Larry the rescue cat was adopted by No.10 from Battersea Dogs & Cats home as a kitten. Realising he needed a strong male role model staff paired Larry with the then Prime Minister David Cameron. The two quickly became inseparable. The kitten was close to death when it was adopted...

Introducing EzTrader – the options trading platform

Introducing EzTrader – the options trading platform

Options trading is a fast paced, fascinating and potentially highly rewarding form of financial trading that allows individuals to invest and trade in options - also known as binary options trading and digital options.  TheLondonEconomic.com introduce EzTrader, the options trading platform. What does it involve? An option essentially describes a...

Britain’s First Byron Burger now far-right political HQ

Britain’s First Byron Burger now far-right political HQ

As the Byron Burger chain decided to round up its illegal workers and send them to concentration camps, sorry deport them, the far-right group decided to team up with the racist restaurant group. Nigel Staines, 34 a senior spokesperson for Britain's First, from Barking said: “Britain’s First Byron Burger had...

Tesla criticised after battery factory conditions compared to chicken farm

Tesla criticised after battery factory conditions compared to chicken farm

Electric car manufacturer and environmental entrepreneur Elon Musk gave the world’s media a tour of the new Tesla battery manufacturing plant and immediately came under criticism for the treatment of his batteries. “It’s absolutely disgusting” said one reporter. “The batteries are all crammed into these tiny little chicken coops with...

Sanders supporter to vote Trump to cut off World’s nose

Sanders supporter to vote Trump to cut off World’s nose

A disgruntled Sanders supporter has pledged to vote for Donald Trump after their candidate wasn’t democratically chosen to be the presidential candidate. Fuming Michael De Rossi, 31 from Seattle screamed: “If we can’t have Bernie, then it has to be Trump, that will teach Hilary not to mess with us.”...

Mike Ashley offers subsidised gruel & leech therapy to stave off cholera

Mike Ashley offers subsidised gruel & leech therapy to stave off cholera

This latest act of generosity by billionaire Sports Direct and Newcastle United owner comes after a recent report compared his businesses to a ‘Victorian Workhouse’. The report outlined a series cruel and demeaning working practices which Ashley denies any culpability for. “Quite frankly those little tykes have a bleedin good...

Coward steadies ship by jumping off as it hits iceberg

Coward steadies ship by jumping off as it hits iceberg

A man who took a decision for everybody else, then realised it was probably the worst idea ever, jumped ship and left the passengers heading for certain doom. Even he didn’t originally expect to be given control of the ship, so steered wildly tossing passengers overboard without life rafts. Rightly...

Scamp outside polling stations made £10k selling rubbers

Scamp outside polling stations made £10k selling rubbers

Entrepreneur and eraser enthusiast Niall Globstone, 45 of Bexleyheath, has made a killing today. He realised early doors that every polling station was actually ran by MI5 who are desperate for the UK to remain part of the EU. Cheeky Niall has gone from polling station to polling station, selling...

Study reveals mainly stupid people will vote Brexit

Study reveals mainly stupid people will vote Brexit

Most intellectuals and averagely smart people have been thinking it for a while now, but finally a study has been released confirming ‘mainly stupid’ people will vote for UK to leave the EU. The study shows that those with low academic attainment, Daily Mail and Sun newspaper readers, Northerners, Monster Energy...

Device Battles: iPad Pro vs. Surface Pro 4

Device Battles: iPad Pro vs. Surface Pro 4

2-in-1 devices (aka a tablet with the power of a laptop) are showing no signs of slowing down in popularity. The main benefit to a 2-in-1 device is the ability to use a powerful business operating system, and still be contained within something that has a similar weight to a...

School kids prophesised day off from rubbish PFI deals

School kids prophesised day off from rubbish PFI deals

As shoddily built schools were closed in Scotland, it meant the only citizens who have ever benefited from PFI were children, getting a few days off. However, they knew this day would come. They had prophesised these free days off school, in fables about this momentous occasion, handed down from...

Guantanamo has Taught the West Nothing

Guantanamo has Taught the West Nothing

By Oli Ward @oli_ward_1 Obama arrived in Havana on Sunday for the beginning of historic talks with Cuban President Raul Castro. One issue certain to be on the discussion table will be the territorial handover of Guantanamo Bay, the correctional U.S. facility on the South-East of the island. While the U.S...

‘In’ or ‘out’ conundrum to remain in winter coat

‘In’ or ‘out’ conundrum to remain in winter coat

The most crucial decision this year is upon us all, should we remain 'in' or 'out' of our winter coats. The country is split, and the decision can be make or break your plans for the future. Conflicted John Stones, 38 from Ebbsfleet said: 'I did a poll of my...

Benitez signing for Newcastle signals alien invasion

Benitez signing for Newcastle signals alien invasion

Rafa Benitez, the only manager in history to have won the UEFA Cup, UEFA Super Cup, UEFA Champions League and FIFA Club World Cup has signalled an alien invasion that will end humanity, after signing for Newcastle United. The part-time football manager and full-time lizard king from Zakiza C in...

Remember these amazing James Bond gadgets?

Remember these amazing James Bond gadgets?

If there’s one film series, which has sparked our love of gadgets, it must be the James Bond franchise. Ever since the chauffeur blew himself up with the cyanide cigarette in Dr No, we’ve been fascinated by the quirky gadgets. The scenes were Q would present James Bond with the...

PropTech: laying the foundations

PropTech: laying the foundations

Gemma Lingham headed to Google Campus to understand investors’ thoughts when it comes to the newest tech buzzword, ‘PropTech’ Healthtech, cleantech, fintech… it’s about time property got a ‘tech’, right? Well, the latter has existed alongside property for around eight years now, since the inaugural rise of Airbnb. However, with...

Using the new GIF Button to Make a Noise on Twitter

Using the new GIF Button to Make a Noise on Twitter

When it comes to social media, the vast majority of us love to tweet. According to the latest data from Statistic Brain Research Institute, Twitter currently has 645,750,000 registered accounts and 289,000,000 active users. Looking specifically at the UK, Statista calculates the number of active daily Twitter users to be 15.8...

Islamic State…The Vimto Caliphate

Islamic State…The Vimto Caliphate

By Ben Ramanauskas                                          Islamic State, the jihadist group which has attempted to establish an islamic caliphate in the Middle East, is undoubtedly one of the most disgusting and disturbing groups...

Euro leaders vote for Brexit

Euro leaders vote for Brexit

Today, European leaders unanimously voted for Britain to leave the EU. During reform talks in Brussels, EU leaders staged a vote to decide whether Britain should be ejected from the European community before the ‘in or out’ referendum takes place in Britain on June 23rd 2016. European Presedent Sven Jose...

Posh Actor Wins Prize for Acting Posh

Posh Actor Wins Prize for Acting Posh

A wide range (Eton or Harrow – Oxford or Cambridge) of posh actors have won acting prizes for acting really posh. Thespian Hugo Fittleworth Jackson-Kew, 27 said: “I had to play an 19th century aristocrat in a costume drama recently, and had to actually act a bit less posh than...

Trump Announces Policy to Ban Baths

Trump Announces Policy to Ban Baths

It seems after his victory in South Carolina this weekend Trump was looking to announce some big new make or break policies heading into Nevada on Tuesday. After scrambling his aides to his chamber in the early hours of Monday morning for a late night "spitballin" session he's cracked it....

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