"The whole thing was very bizarre."
“Do you really want congratulating on what looks like a complete waste of money to bring a tow truck to seize a flipping scooter.”
"The dating site where you go when you don’t ever want to bring your date home to meet grandma."
The rise in cases of the Indian variant came as a leaked document suggested the rapid spread of the strain was at least partially due to failures at NHS Test and Trace.
"I suddenly want a weekend in Hebden Bridge...."
The judge said he did not think it was appropriate to conduct trial under the circumstances.
“My uncle was joking that maybe the monkey took some selfies with the phone… So when I checked my phone picture gallery, I was shocked. The suspect’s face was plastered on the screen. It was hilarious.”
"Looking for a lady who will treat me well and let me do the same to her, and isn't bothered about covering up her pretty little face," the entry begins.
He returned with a fully functioning electric fence, usually used to deter cattle, and installed it round the bar to keep punters a safe distance away.