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"Imagine if, instead of casually handing £120 million here & there to their mates, the govt actually invested in building proper, long-term, public lab capacity. We could call them, I dunno, NHS labs or something."

"It is very irritating when they talk, but they don't do," the Queen was heard saying in Cardiff.

'Somewhere deep in the code...four legs good two legs bad," wrote one terrified Twitter user.

"Nice to see crimes against Jaffa Cakes are viewed more seriously than assaults against women," wrote one exasperated Twitter user.

French fury was sparked after the Government in London announced last month that it had approved just 12 of the 47 applications it had received from French small boats.

More than 1,000 complaints were made after his comments during a radio show.

"The longstanding shortage of social housing in the capital has driven up pressures and is the fundamental factor behind London’s appalling homelessness rates."

"Brexit is clearly a major factor at play," said Labour MP when he moved production to France.

"I think if the Health Secretary is too scared to face the frontline NHS staff he bashes - and yet purports to lead - he really shouldn't be in post," tweeted Dr Rachel Clarke.