Glazed ham, cut thick and served with pease pudding.

"How much of a pr*ck do you have to be to not wear a mask around national treasure Sir David Attenborough."

"Three sets of dirty super-king - albeit Frette - sheets in the back of the car is no one’s idea of “glamorous”".

The oil giant said it had benefitted from soaring oil and gas prices, pushing profits to $3.3bn in Q3.

James Kelly of Scot Goes Pop described the “frustration” of the “sizeable minority of voters who don’t seem to see the very obvious connection between the shortages and the arguments for independence and for restoring freedom of movement”.

The victims’ mother, Mina Smallman, condemned the officers as “Despicable 1 and Despicable 2″.

Only in the wake of the fund’s collapse did regulators begin asking questions.

No wonder the government didn't allow parliament any time to scrutinise the deal!

The president is also staying 45 miles east of Glasgow in a hotel located just a few miles from Edinburgh.