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"If you don't go to Pret the Taliban are going to invade Basingstoke," wrote one bemused Twitter user.

"The consequences are going to be horrific. I think it’s entirely unsafe, entirely impractical for Priti Patel to suggest that we do pushbacks in the Channel.”

"I'm a bit bored with everyone moaning about rising prices, food shortages and the petrol crisis, so I'm spending the week in a luxury villa in Marbella," wrote the Parody Boris Johnson Twitter account.

The TV naturalist marched on Buckingham Palace to deliver a petition asking the Queen to rewild royal lands.

The move could send energy bills rocketing by 30 per cent next year, analysts suggest.

In a sign of how dire the supply chain crisis has become, nearly nine million Brits have been unable to buy basics.

Rishi Sunak said the deal would "upgrade the global tax system for the modern age” - but critics said it's not enough.

Neil told Morgan to heed the lessons if his ill-fated stint at GB News.

Inequality ‘will not be easily addressed while the sectors enjoy such different levels of resourcing’, researchers say.