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This week a council sparked fury as locals were told not to swim with their ‘mouths open’ after sewage dumps.

"The PM really does think we are all thick," Peter Stefanovic said.

"Boris went to Eton, a sort of Hogwarts for w*nkers where you get taught Latin and tax avoidance whilst wearing full evening dress."

Locals are furious that a historic bridge will be dismantled to let the Amazon founder's yacht out to sea.

"Dr Rosena Allin-Khan tells it like it is. What a star!" wrote one person who watched her comments about the PM's behaviour.

The slump saw Mark Zuckerberg's personal wealth fall by nearly $30 billion in a single day.

"It’s going to end up with just Boris Johnson and Nadine Dorries isn’t it?' wrote Rosie Holt.

“I really find it hard to believe that in this day and age, with our knowledge and understanding of how important trees like this are on so many levels, that anyone could even think of removing it, let alone for the reason given."

His attempts to school a professor of immunology on the yellow card system didn't quite go to plan.