"The next time some Brexit grandee dials it in from Provence to assure the Today Programme that all is well, report them to the Excise, for not doing the paperwork for their phone, that'll reverse Brexit."

Boris Johnson has furthered angered his Tory critics by claiming he was already planning for a third term in office.

"Every journalist interviewing a Minister today should be pointing this out," wrote one person after watching the video.

"In Brexit Britain, people read this & *still* think: “Wind your neck in, Prof. I’ll be betting my children’s future on the insights and intelligence of noted super brains Mark Francois and Brexit hard man Steve Baker, thank you very much.”

"Got rid of Netflix last year and now I've got a bulletproof treehouse."

A Liberty spokeswoman hailed it as a “landmark victory."

As this story broke an 11-year-old girl who became pregnant after she was raped has finally received a legal abortion after being blocked for weeks by a judge in Brazil.

"Your all-too-frequent reminder that Jacob Rees-Mogg is a nincompoop," wrote one person after Mogg made his comment.

I hope someone is making a record of 'The Mad, Sad and Bad Tweets of Nadine Dorries' for posterity.