“No worries, I’ll just wait for my internet to come back on after the latest missile strikes to get that all important online application filled in," one UK lawyer said.
The government are struggling to find "reasonable grounds" for hitting Abramovich and others with sanctions.
The page states that the outcome of the conflict was a "decisive door victory", with Russian pride listed among the casualties.
Vladimir Putin is “using similar propaganda” as Adolf Hitler did during World War II, observers have concluded.
Alisher Usmanov is still unsanctioned in the UK and owns two massive estates in the country, making a mockery of notions "we are leading the way".
Taras Ostapchuk, 55, is on his way to Kyiv. "I'm going to fight for my country," he said.
“As an ethnic Russian and a Russia citizen, I see it as my moral duty to facilitate the denazification of Russia," he said.
Show some bloody humility, George.
"We in Wales are familiar with these arguments," the Plaid Cymru politician said.