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Sir David died after being stabbed "multiple times" at a constituency surgery in Leigh-on-Sea, Essex Police said.

"Imagine if, instead of casually handing £120 million here & there to their mates, the govt actually invested in building proper, long-term, public lab capacity. We could call them, I dunno, NHS labs or something."

"What position could he possibly be qualified for?" asked one person, the reply...missionary.

"I'm presuming Johnson knew this was about to break, seeing as he couldn't jet off on his jollies quick enough?"

“It would appear that even senior government ministers were reluctant to push back on scientific advice that seemed to go against commonsense interpretations of the unfolding crisis,” said Professor Trish Greenhalgh.

Lance Forman, who was a Brexit Party MEP, seemed to forget about a time not so long ago when things were not going so well post-Brexit.

"I'm a bit bored with everyone moaning about rising prices, food shortages and the petrol crisis, so I'm spending the week in a luxury villa in Marbella," wrote the Parody Boris Johnson Twitter account.

From the newsletter: Do Newcastle fans bear a moral responsibility to speak out against their new Saudi overlords?

He basked in the glory of England’s performance in the Euros and tennis star Emma Raducanu. Well, the rest of us remember the government slamming players taking a knee - and would Radacanu’s family make it past Priti Patel’s new border regime?