"I suppose the tiny victory of Priti Patel resigning is like when you look down at your arm and realise your eczema has cleared up just before the extinction event meteor strikes the hill you’re standing on."
She’s reportedly set to be handed a life peerage by Boris Johnson in his resignation honours list.
Ms Patel said it was her ‘choice’ to continue her public service from the backbenches when the new PM assumes office on Tuesday.
It seems she switched allegiance from Leeds United to Norwich City, and she has changed sides on another number of important issues.
"This is a graphic illustration of the lack of talent in the Tory Party and hence why a General Election is the best option for the UK."
Menu highlights include venison tartare and a show-stopping Beef Wellington that is carved at the table.
Boris Johnson will depart No 10 on Tuesday and Ms Truss will fly to Balmoral to meet the Queen for the formal handover of power.
"Tell us you miss your EU salary without telling us you miss your EU salary," said one person.
Some worrying polling data for the Tory leadership favourite.