When we think of theft we usually think of physical robberies, getaway cars and police-chases, not office-based staff fiddling with spreadsheets. Yet many shareholders in recent years have seen their wealth robbed by executives who have been involved in fraudulent corporate financial and non-financial reporting. Not only have we discovered that BT has misstated its profits by over £500m over a number of years, but a new lawsuit has been launched by a US investment management firm against Tesco for...

Comedian Jamali Maddix's new show, ‘Chickens Come Home To Roost’, takes a dark, frank and honest look at life through the eyes of a self-confessed miscreant, whose upbringing, friends and family have given him a distinctly considered and shrewd outlook on issues of race, economics and the law. His natural confidence and charm allow him to tread gracefully across more sensitive topics leaving many of his contemporaries behind. We caught up with him for a chat. What can people expect from...

Millions of Brits are feeling sleep deprived, and our love of curry and coffee are to blame. Experts say a late-night diet rich in spicy dishes, caffeine and high-protein foods are keeping us awake at night. A study, commissioned by Simba Sleep, revealed that one in five  Brits think spicy foods like curry will help them to get a good night’s rest. Over one in ten turn to coffee for a pre-bed caffeine boost, while almost half regularly have an alcoholic drink....

A baby girl would weigh 28 stone by her 3rd birthday if she grew as fast as the average supermarket chicken. An open letter penned by RSPCA Assured CEO Clive Brazier has revealed the inhumane conditions most factory farmed animals live in, congratulating Jamie Oliver's support of higher welfare chicken. He said: "The RSPCA thinks most people probably don’t realise that the majority of meat chickens we eat are bred to grow so fast millions of them are dangerously heavy for their age,...

Theresa May has come under increasing pressure today after not only failing to condemn the use of torture and the controversial travel ban, but somehow agreeing to foot the bill for Trump’s proposed Mexican border wall. Tory MPs were warning May not to make too many concessions as she raced to become the first international leader to meet the new President. It was believed the meeting had been a success after Trump had adopted a more reasonable stance in the...

‘Are we living in Nazi Germany?’ Trump asks his supporters at his latest rally in Nuremberg. The leader of the Blurred Right is still angry about a recently leaked document which he believes came from his own intelligence agencies. Despite heavy criticism Trump stood by his comments, later reiterating his comparison to Nazi Germany: “This is something that Nazi Germany would have done and did do” Trump said from his Zepplin, Air Force Ein. Many commentators noted the irony of...

Let’s be honest – as January comes to a close, it’s highly likely that any sobriety resolutions have been completely forgotten. However, in keeping with record numbers of Brits opting to partake in ‘Veganuary’, and with 8 in 10 promising to take up a strict New Year diet, Dirty Martini have crafted a number of low calorie and vegan cocktails. One of two vegan cocktails on offer, ‘The Fixer Upper’ combines Belvedere pure vodka with Monin ginger syrup, pressed apple juice,...

Emperor Donald Trump has had a busy week preparing for his first Sith Lord Apprentice interview. Always one for meticulous preparation, the Supreme Chancellor spent the week praising torture, denying inalienable rights to millions of women and destroying the home land of his native nationals. The first candidate to put herself forward for the position of Sith Lord apprentice is UK hopeful, Theresa May. An early frontrunner on account of her striking similarity to Sith Legend Emperor Palpatine, she made...

When girls reach the tender age of six-years-old they begin to doubt their own intelligence and start to believe that boys are actually smarter. It is thought that this change in thought process damages girls’ ability to reach top jobs in the future and limits their aspirations. This leaves these senior posts open to men at the expense of women. Research found that females get an inferiority complex at such a young age and they don’t fee they can be...