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Greg Hands was asked why Michael Gove made the promise if it is now considered a bad move.

"Evidence right here: that gas prices have risen because of industrial scale gas lighting," actor Omid Djalili has said.

According to the American officials, Russia may want between 110,000-150,000 troops for a full-scale invasion, a level which could be reached in the next two weeks.

The pint bottles comeback would make Winston Churchill proud, as this was his favourite champagne measure.

"British politics has been taken to a very unusual place and most of that was just this week."

Carr joked about the horror of the Holocaust, saying "no one wants to talk about the positives".

This week a council sparked fury as locals were told not to swim with their ‘mouths open’ after sewage dumps.

"The PM really does think we are all thick," Peter Stefanovic said.

"Boris went to Eton, a sort of Hogwarts for w*nkers where you get taught Latin and tax avoidance whilst wearing full evening dress."