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Boris Johnson won a £1,000 prize for an explicit poem about the Turkish president having sex with a goat.

The panel chairman said dismissal was the only appropriate action after offensive messages in a group chat, including a racist joke about the Duchess of Sussex.

It comes as there was outcry this week after Sheffield Hallam University suspended its English Literature degree amidst a government crackdown on what ministers regard as “low-value” courses.

Even Sajid Javid appears to have trolled the PM over new sex claims about him.

“As always, while the rest of us face a cost-of-living crisis and continued squeezes on public services, the royals walk off with hundreds of millions of pounds of taxpayers’ money.”

"Imagine her shock when she finds out her party has been in power for more than a decade! Watch in disbelief."

In a statement to mark the anniversary of the handover on Friday, Ms Truss acknowledged the past two years had seen a “steady erosion” of the rights and freedoms agreed in the Sino-British Joint Declaration.

"Twitter was invented for this tweet," wrote one person in response.

She has also raked in almost £100,000 of her £201,000 salary despite being suspended from her job since January.