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However, the seals are vulnerable to curious members of public, loose dogs, marine litter, becoming entangled in “ghost nets” among others.

Pigs in blanket are likely to be one of the casualties, with customers hit by a lack of choice and higher prices across the board.

"I had a weird dream that we live in a country where people ask Christopher Biggins for his view on Brexit and follow the advice of Right Said Fred on virology," wrote one confused Twitter user.

The England star called on Brits to write to their MPs urging them to do something about the crisis.

"Johnson is so bad at this I'm almost at the pity stage. Not actually at it. But almost," Sam Freedman said.

Last week anti-vaxxers tried to storm the head offices of the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency to protest at the possibility of vaccinations for young people.

Jolie said: “I’m thinking of all the women and girls who don’t know now if they can go back to work or school. And I’m thinking of the young Afghans who are worried that they will lose their freedom.”

Leading figures in the livestock industry say that the animals face being killed and burned because Priti Patel has failed to include the butchers on a list of shortage occupations.

“Yes, that’s right. I’m Nish Kumar and I was cancelled by the BBC. And like everyone that’s been ‘cancelled’, I got a new television show on a different channel and I’m more unapologetic than ever.”