“It’s not us who are the aggressors; we have zero interest in fighting a so-called culture war," Rishi Sunak said as he appered to battle with 'left-wing agitators.'
The ruling from the ‘Wagatha Christie’ libel case and Rishi Sunak’s growing desperation are featured among the front pages.
The chancellor is from Southampton, grew up in Hampshire and seemingly forgot that his predecessor was born in Rochdale!
Boris Johnson was accused of 50 U-turns during his time as prime minister. Now it seems Rishi Sunak is opening his account.
And the winner of the leadership debate once again was... Labour.
"Fashion choices got more airtime than climate change. We’ve gone full batsh*t," tweeted Marina Purkiss as she watched the debate.
"Us coming together to applaud this, but equally knowing the nightmares that now await us," said one now troubled person.
The former chancellor met with locals in a pub before his TV debate with Liz Truss.
Nadine Dorries pointed to reports that Rishi Sunak has been pictured wearing a £3,500 suit and £490 Prada shoes.