He even bizarrely said Stamer would have supported 'Vladimir Corbyn' as a Labour PM, ignoring the fact he stuck the son of a KGB agent in the Lords and takes millions from Russian donors.
The prime minister is expected to tell the Commons that he accepts "full responsibility" for his failings and is "humbled by the whole experience".
Law breaking and brazen criminality in government has been exposed - but the police and the papers remain unmoved.
"I'm not going to talk about basketball", Steve Kerr said in the pre-game conference, "any basketball questions don't matter."
According to Panorama reports staff mocked others who tried to stop what was going on.
"Nobody else puts up with mass shootings in schools. It is not normal. It is insanity," one person said as the death toll continues to rise.
"Poor Boris Johnson, ambushed every week at 4pm with a scheduled wine time Friday."
"The transport Secretary’s defence of Boris Johnson this morning was utterly shameless."
Boris Johnson “has taken the British people for fools”, Lib Dem deputy leader Daisy Cooper said.