By contrast, Scottish Water - which is publicly owned - has invested nearly 35 per cent more per household in infrastructure than the privatised English firms, charging 14 per cent less and not paying out dividends.
"You say that we have to reduce our carbon dioxide emissions and yet presumably you breathe it out every day."
"The Chancellor should be making it cheaper for people to travel around the country by train, not carbon-guzzling planes."
Spain, Austria, The Netherlands and France have put in ambitious measures to significantly reduce CO2 emissions in Europe by 2050. But Sunak says flights will "bring the UK together".
Good news! Your pint will be 3p cheaper. But if you drink Buckfast, you're in for a nasty surprise.
"Even if I were blind and it was the only thing in Braille, I still would not read the Daily Mail."
Rachel Reeves said the Chancellor's Budget was "loading the burden" on working people.
Lest we forget that this government voted to allow human faeces to land on our beaches. The first unwanted invasion of our shores since 1066.
"Are you too scared, heartless or are you stupid, Richard? Do you not understand?", he was asked.