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The comedy candidate will face the Prime Minister in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituency.

It's 'time to take out the trash'.

"Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in", Count Binface posted.

"Bins are living collection-free in Rishi's head. I've got him scared", Count Binface said.

"Can we stop calling it #Partygate now? LyingBastardGate seems nearer the mark," tweeted Count Binface.

Laurence Fox, Piers Corbyn and Count Binface have been unable to get a look in so far, although Peter Gammons is on track for 2% of the vote.

"I predicted that Brexit would be a s***show and so it proved", Count Binface said.

'Where's DOGE?'

Labour plans to lower the voting age, orchestrate an "inheritance tax raid" and increase workers' wages dominate the front pages.