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"They can wear what they want. That's how a free society works.'

"Objectively, the most reliable indicator of the irrefutable awfulness of Brexit is the abject desperation of the people still clinging to its carcass," wrote James O'Brien.

It comes amid warnings that the the UK is on the brink of a bottled beer shortage as stocks of glassware plummet and production costs soar.

"I wonder why there are now so many traffic jams in Dover, it’s a real mystery..."

"The replies are split evenly between people listing obsolete chocolate bars and people describing socialism, but what I want back is probably Gladiators."

However, no mention of this gathering made it into report and now claims of a second party have emerged.

Jerusalem police were widely criticised for beating mourners at reporter Ms Abu Akleh’s funeral two weeks ago.

Some Tory MPs complained the support package was “throwing red meat to socialists” and would damage investment in the sector.

It comes as hard-up shoppers are asking checkout staff to tell them when they hit £40 so they can put the rest of their food back on shelves.