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Allardyce - newly-appointed at West Brom, who are second from bottom - lamented that three potential recruits had already fallen through as a result of the new rules.

"OMG this is brilliant: a compilation of statements from people like Carl Heneghan, Sunetra Gupta, Mike Yeadon, & Julia Hartley-Brewer against the actual reality!"

"I was wrong, I’m so sorry. What have I done to my country? I'm so sorry.”

"Yeh but no but yeh but no but yeh but no but yeh but no but yeh!"

Schools across the country have been shut, "but only after allowing them to be open for one day so everyone could infect each other and take the virus home."

“It is not anticipated that this mutation is sufficient for the ‘South African’ variant to bypass the protection provided by current vaccines."

Meanwhile London’s top market hit its highest point in nine months on Monday as traders across Europe kicked off the new year by celebrating the rollout of a new vaccine in the UK.

"Allison's behaviour is scandalous. Please don't worry about this, and multiple journalists would take up your case if your employers even thought about taking action against you, and unless they're completely unhinged, I'm sure they won't. Solidarity!"

Scotland will enter into a full lockdown at midnight, Nicola Sturgeon has announced.