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The Duke of Sussex sued Associated Newspapers after the paper ran an article about his claim over his security arrangements when he is in the UK.

After Stephen Merchant offered his services to the 'six-part farce' numerous people suggested who could play other Tory MPs.

"A joke 3 years in the making," said one 'biggest burn of the year' said another.

"Johnathan Pie on Johnson's demise and the hypocrisy of those who turned against him . A thing of beauty."

"You hear of these things happening of late. My flying pals have been spotting fancy crop circles, but I don’t think this one was to do with aliens!"

Peter Stefanovic wrote: "I can’t tell you how angry I was when I put together this reply - I make no excuses."

One source said: “It beggars belief that even after all the criticism Johnson has faced regarding integrity and probity, one of the reasons he is staying is to have his wedding party at Chequers."

We think the Daily Mail needs a lie-down and nice cup of tea after seeing this morning's front page.

Mr Johnson will remain as Prime Minister until a successor is in place, expected to be by the time of the Conservative Party conference in October.