Starmer is trying to define his leadership...

Brexit HR is just telling people to leave and then begging them to come back again when the proverbial hits the fan.

"Several French people have been given hernias from laughing at the videos of us queueing then fighting over petrol," one person said.

Simon Silwood was told he had shown ‘minimal’ remorse for the abuse.

"What a yardstick for patriotism. Spaffing money up the wall, on some vanity project. Oh, and stop calling it a "royal" yacht. The Royal family have made it very clear they want nothing to do with it."

"Was this not the Brexit you voted for? Oddly, it was the one I voted against. Still, you won, get over it."

Helen Molyneux, founder of Monumental Welsh Women said: “Betty’s impact during her life was incredible, but, as with so many women throughout history, likely to be forgotten or overlooked by future generations unless something was done to bring her to people’s attention."

Sir Keir Starmer had taken the messiah complex of Tony Blair, the facial expressions of a constipated Gordon Brown and the music David Cameron bops to at his Chipping Norton soirés.

"Pretty sure Jesus has not returned cause these snake oil salesmen have taken the good book and turned it into a multi million dollar pyramid scheme, of which they brag about it."