"So many Guardian readers must have choked over corn flakes this morning!"

“Despite initial indications, following further investigation, there is no corroborated evidence of extreme left factions being involved."

"Can't wait to see you topping the bill at Piers Corbyn's 5G in the Park."

The increase in the cost of rail travel “will not help commuters and city centres recover from the pandemic”.

"What's the point of the Chancellor Rishi 'You'll have to wait until Wednesday' Sunak doing the media TV rounds today to say absolutely nothing other than blow self-satisfied smoke up his own backside for how well he's done in the pandemic?"

"Imagine being such a big racist that the *Home Office* feels the need to intervene"

This perfectly seasoned melt-in-your-mouth steak and roasted vegetables make for an easy dinner in less than an hour.

This is the weather forecast for London today.

Johnson said he expects commuters to head back to the office “in a few short months”.