'Did Charles cast himself?' asked one confused Twitter user.

Greg Abbott has railed against mask requirements and pushed back against mandating Covid-19 vaccines. 

Meanwhile imports from Great Britain tumbled by more than €2.5 billion, or 32 per cent.

“She does not deserve the National Minimum Wage because she only makes the teas and sweeps the floors," was one of the excuses.

"Our neighbour said this has been happening for two years and he's reported it to the Environment Agency 15 times," said angry Elliot Wollen

Opposition parties have lashed out at the “vague” resettlement scheme, saying ministers must do more.

Shadow transport secretary Jim McMahon said: “Rail travel has long been unaffordable for many people, thanks to the Conservatives prioritising the profits of private companies over passengers."

'What about Afghans who make their own way to the UK to seek asylum or who are already here? Will they still be vilified and criminalised by the Government’s draconian new asylum measures?”

"When I read that people had seized Edinburgh castle citing a non existent Article of the English Magna Carta of 1215 ... my first thought was "anti-vaxxers" but this lot seem even barmier," wrote Otto English.