"The prime minister can commit a crime of lying and then the prime minister is judge and jury. It makes no sense. It’s not fair and it’s not right," Dawn Butler said.
But around 2,000 military drivers are set to attempt replacing a huge shortage of 100,000 lorry drivers, previously made up mainly of Eastern Europeans.
"Turns out if you try and let George Galloway do your dirty work for you- it'll certainly be dirty but it won't work."
The assessment criteria for the vacant Health Sec job appears to have been ‘are you very keen on the privatisation of the NHS?’ Sajid Javid answered with a huge ‘hell yeh!’ and he was in Hancock’s defiled office within the hour.
He called on Batley's multi-cultural population to "just talk" to one another.
One scamp on twitter wrote: "No10 describes the claim that Boris Johnson missed coronavirus meetings to work on a biography of Shakespeare as “total nonsense” He was writing two books, one Pro and one Anti-Shakespeare."
"She was only saying what most people in Scotland are thinking," one person said.
"Waitrose Tommy" couldn't even locate Palestine on a map, one person said.
He apologised tweeting: “I’m very sorry for my earlier tweet. I was angry to see Muslim Refugees being deported on the morning of Eid al Fitr.”