'"The question: is Brexit a good idea? No-one on earth knows the answer to that", says the person who literally ran the campaign to leave the EU, Dominic Cummings,' wrote Sam Bright.
"Comb your hair. Take the knee. And f*ck off out of our lives," Alastair Campbell tweeted in response to the video.
"It starts at the very top and so for me, I wasn't surprised in the slightest that I woke up this morning to those headlines."
"And so it transpires that all this time the missing ingredient from English football was Marxism."
"Sorry for the unparliamentary language but this just takes the pi**", Angela Rayner said.
"Gina Coladangelo has today been named as Matt Hancock's mistress. Apparently a few others applied for the position but she knew a friend of his second cousins pub landlord's sister so it was her who got the contract."
Problem is, they're a bit tricky to find, John.
"Five years after winning the referendum, the Vote Leave government is paying people to look for a prize."
'Someone has just referred to that new channel as "Wetherspoons TV" and I can't stop thinking about this.'