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He will take the seemingly new position of 'Deputy leader of the House'.

"Nadine Dorries! Womb police now plus chief brow mopper to the Poundland Caligula. It must be exhausting being Nadine."

Elected on slogans, toppled by scandals. Johnson finally resigns.

"I'm constantly surprised at being surprised at the awfulness of Boris Johnson ," said one person after read the comment.

"Carrie Johnson faces a race against time after buying a wallpaper steamer from Tesco," joked the Have I got News For You Twitter account.

After Stephen Merchant offered his services to the 'six-part farce' numerous people suggested who could play other Tory MPs.

"You hear of these things happening of late. My flying pals have been spotting fancy crop circles, but I don’t think this one was to do with aliens!"

We think the Daily Mail needs a lie-down and nice cup of tea after seeing this morning's front page.

'“Grant Shapps is putting himself forward to be the next Prime Minister”. The U.K. completes its transition from country to sitcom.'