"No wonder Armando Iannucci gave up writing new episodes of The Thick of It. How could you now hope to surpass the farce that actually passes for government in this country?", Paul Sweeney tweeted.
"I walked into the room and noticed a fire hazard. I immediately rushed over and blew the candles on the cake out" - hilarious reactions to fresh PartyGate allegations.
He “believes he didn’t do anything wrong”, one Tory MP said following his heartfelt apology in the House of Commons.
The prime minister is alleged to have told one aide that they deserved a drink for “beating back” coronavirus.
The PM claimed ‘all guidance was followed completely’ - but Starmer said Christmas parties were banned last year.
Johnson reportedly ignored official requests to don a mask at a packed performance of Macbeth on Tuesday night.
The Labour leader said Johnson has no plan to shift Britain to a high-wage, high-skill economy.
Tommy Vietor, a former aide to Barack Obama, tweeted that "right-wing British tabloids" are "like the most insecure people alive" over the row.
Pubs and restaurant owners are calling for immediate support after the PM advised people not to go out but stopped short of ordering closures.