Politics
Northern Ireland output mysteriously leaps to 15-year high
It contrasts starkly to figures published by the OBR concerning output elsewhere.
Grant Shapps may stand for PM and the jokes wrote themselves as top contender emerges
'“Grant Shapps is putting himself forward to be the next Prime Minister”. The U.K. completes its transition from country to sitcom.'
Someone has listed No 10 Downing Street as ‘great social space’ on RightMove
Its key features are listed, including a ‘resident cat’ and a ‘great social space,’ referring to Downing Street’s lockdown parties.
‘Bye, bye Boris’ song playing in the background of PM’s resignation speech is the finale we all needed
The PM acknowledged that in politics, "no one is remotely indispensable" in his resignation speech outside Number 10.
Johnson and resigning ministers urged to reject pay-offs totalling an eye-watering figure
“Now Conservative infighting and sheer incompetence has cost the taxpayer yet more money during this cost-of-living crisis."
Watch: Brexiter Steve Baker says everyone in UK are Tories even if they vote Labour as he hints at run for PM
"Steve Baker throws hat into the ring. Misses," wrote Have I Got News For News account in response to him potentially running for PM.
Watch: Braverman jokingly labelled ‘next prime minister’ during Commons appearance
Labour’s Emily Thornberry mocked the Attorney General, saying she was waiting for her ‘call from the palace’.
Column Johnson wrote on Brown comes back to haunt him
"He is like some illegal settler in the Sinai desert, lashing himself to the radiator", he said.
Minister who quit after 36 hours could be entitled to £17k severance payment
Not bad work if you can get it!