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The Met have confirmed that Prince "Andrew will not be arrested, as that would only happen for something much more serious, like protesting about climate change or against government policies," wrote the parody Boris Johnson Twitter account.

“This small metal sign is an embarrassment and reveals the incoherence and futility of the ideology of ‘retain and explain'.”

Industry leaders warned that up to 120,000 pigs may be disposed of if there will continue to be a lack of workers to process meat, causing more financial loss to UK farmers - amid Boris Johnson's suggestion that the pigs would have become "bacon sandwiches" anyway.

"I was two seconds from the end thinking "why is this good?". Then I snorted some tea. Brilliant."

"I'm presuming Johnson knew this was about to break, seeing as he couldn't jet off on his jollies quick enough?"

“It would appear that even senior government ministers were reluctant to push back on scientific advice that seemed to go against commonsense interpretations of the unfolding crisis,” said Professor Trish Greenhalgh.

It comes amid a feud in Whitehall as the Treasury flatly denied having been in talks with the Business Department over any support.

But Sir David warns: “Despite the overwhelming benefits of a healthy planet, many human actions are destroying biodiversity.”

A Daily Express front page from 2016 claiming there will be “cheaper food” in the UK after Brexit has not aged well, after today’s headline warned UK residents to “get used to higher food bills”.