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Jackie Weaver has the Authority!

"Watch in disbelief!"

On Christmas Eve, the government announced it will extend the worker scheme which allows foreign seasonal workers to come to Britain for up to half a year to do horticulture jobs which have been left vacant.

“Allowing hunts to go ahead on public and Government-owned land is completely irresponsible, regardless of whether those taking part are the Prime Minister’s mates."

"By targeting certain subsets through child-targeted ads and price promotions, McDonald’s’ social media ads may exacerbate healthcare issues in the most vulnerable countries in the world."

"The Mos wanted to hide it by publishing it on Boxing Day," tweeted one person, but social media ensured the story was covered.

The government encouraged fishermen to back Brexit and then sold fishermen down the road, first mate Charlie Waddy has said.

"Lovely Christmas gift from Thames Water: they’ve dumped raw sewage in the river overnight so Boxing Day swim is off. Thanks."

“If we want to preserve the habitat of these amazing mammals, then we need to focus on the root of the problem, which is slowing global climate change.”