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"Gina Coladangelo has today been named as Matt Hancock's mistress. Apparently a few others applied for the position but she knew a friend of his second cousins pub landlord's sister so it was her who got the contract."

More contracts for mates?

“This latest blog from Mr Cummings reveals the Prime Minister lacked confidence in Hancock’s handling of the crisis, and yet astoundingly Boris Johnson kept the Health Secretary in post."

The pictures of Matt Hancock in an embrace with his aide are not the first time he has breached coronavirus restrictions.

"Imagine apologizing to *Boris Johnson* for banging somebody who wasn’t your wife," comedy writer James Felton said.

Let’s just remind everyone of this, eh?

Test and Trace was found to “not deliver value for taxpayers” and relying too heavily on private consultants.

“I am angry that the police shut down our space to mourn and comfort each other and I feel violated that male officers used physical force to do so."

"O for the confidence of a man who introduced crippling cuts to arts and culture funding, and then applied to be chair of the British Museum."