Signing “sincerely” in an email means “f*ck off”. Saying “f*ck off” in a pub means “I appreciate our friendship” 98% the time and 2% of the time it is a precursor to violence.

“Our sector is in limbo. And at several points in the last 12 months, pubs and breweries have effectively had to pour their revenues down the drain."

In one case a retailer reported that one half of a couple who had been reminded to shop alone returned to the store later that afternoon threatening staff with an axe.

The Government’s top scientific advisers warned last month that a “complete, pre-emptive closure of borders” was needed to fully prevent new coronavirus strains being imported into the UK.

'chaotic lunge towards the right wing in recent weeks.'

The asylum seeker is seen being lifted by his arms and legs and forcibly moved back inside Napier Barracks

“All the NHS staff tell us ‘this is amazing, you’re all here in your uniforms, you all look so glamorous and you’re making us feel de-stressed’."

After days of rowing about patriotism & flags, can we agree that Jackie Weaver & that zoom makes us proud to be British.

“I’ve never had a single issue with stress, anxiety or anything like that and yet even I find myself waking up regularly in the night with jolts of adrenaline as if I’m still on the intensive care unit and there’s another emergency.”