Compare this with the question-swerving of Nigel Farage...

"Our preference is for the straits to be opened back to the way it was."

Large parts of the media don't seem to want to cover Farage's gift - so Newsnight took matters into their own hands.

Reach new heights in classically British fashion.

The wait continues.

"Sometimes you look at a story's coverage and you wonder whether you are actually part of something truly hideous."

It started with TACO, now Trump has entered his NACHO era.

The comments should be a huge worry for Donald Trump - not that he's likely to care.

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