"SHIT LADS, WE'VE BEEN RUMBLED", James Felton tweeted in response.

Not one river in England can be categorised as clean, a group of MPs said.

Jewish Chronicle editor Stephen Pollard said anyone who has ever been to one of his parties is “free to disagree”, but “however bad they have been”, he hopes “no one has actually left one thinking they’d been at work”.

"I caught my breath then when I thought, for a moment, that John Redwood might actually be critical of the PM's behaviour."

The Commons Standards Committee said Daniel Kawczynski undermined his apology in comments he made to the media.

Prof. Sir John Curtice said Rees-Mogg's comments “are going to get repeated endlessly north of the border”.

"How stupid does the prime minister think the British people are?", Chris Bryant exclaimed.

England's deputy chief medical officer, who was recently knighted, will return to the University of Nottingham.

He “believes he didn’t do anything wrong”, one Tory MP said following his heartfelt apology in the House of Commons.