• Privacy policy
  • T&C’s
  • About Us
    • FAQ
  • Contact us
  • Guest Content
  • TLE
  • News
  • Politics
  • Opinion
    • Elevenses
  • Business
  • Food
  • Travel
  • Property
  • JOBS
  • All
    • All Entertainment
    • Film
    • Sport
    • Tech/Auto
    • Lifestyle
    • Lottery Results
      • Lotto
      • Set For Life
      • Thunderball
      • EuroMillions
No Result
View All Result
The London Economic
SUPPORT THE LONDON ECONOMIC
NEWSLETTER
The London Economic
No Result
View All Result
Home News

Farmgate: Best ‘tractor porn’ memes and jokes as shamed MP resigns

"What idiot called it 'tractor porn', and not 'cum by harvester'?"

Joe Mellor by Joe Mellor
2022-05-01 12:05
in News
FacebookTwitterLinkedinEmailWhatsapp

Parliament is facing a reckoning to improve its reputation after a senior Tory admitting he twice watched pornography in the Commons capped a series of scandals.

Neil Parish bowed to pressure to say he would resign as MP for Tiverton and Honiton after viewing the material in the chamber during a “moment of madness”.

The 65-year-old select committee chair, who is a farmer by trade, said he first accidentally viewed porn after looking at tractors online before later acting deliberately.

Commons Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle is calling for “radical” reform to working practices after a series of bullying and sexual misconduct offences involving MPs.

Calling for urgent action, Sir Lindsay suggested staff should no longer be employed by the parliamentarians they work for to address a series of “serious allegations”.

He was considering moving to an outside body employing aides as Parliament’s reputation was feared to have hit a new low.

Reactions

A lot of people have picked up on the tractor excuse and made some amusing comments on social media:

1.

I shouldn't click on this, but I can't help myself…https://t.co/OqpcaVa5TS

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) April 30, 2022

2.

RelatedPosts

MAGA fury after realising Pope Leo XIV is anti-Trump and ‘woke’

Pope Leo XIV shared posts calling out Trump and JD Vance

Who is Robert Prevost, the new Pope Leo XIV?

Stewart Lee says he won’t perform in Trump’s America over fears of arrest

"I drove to a castle to test my eyesight"
"I didn't know I was at my own birthday party"
"I accidentally looked at porn after looking for tractors"
The UK Government really are the smartest of us.

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) April 30, 2022

3.

To be fair to Neil Parish, the word 'tractors' is quite similar to 'free porn videos'.

— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) April 30, 2022

4.

After a tory MP resigned for accidentally looking at pornography when searching for tractors, the corn farmers guild are looking at changing their group name from 'cornhub'

— Dave (@davechannel) April 30, 2022

5.

Damn, accidentally opened porn again whilst looking for the weather forecast.

— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) April 30, 2022

6.

Lawn Hub? https://t.co/hXrQ8Ty6Jq

— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) April 30, 2022

7.

I actually think being a Tory MP might be more embarrassing than being caught watching porn at work

— Matt Lucas HQ (@RealMattLucas) April 30, 2022

8.

I accidentally turned on BBC Politics when I was trying to watch Babestation last night.

— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) April 30, 2022

9.

I was trying to look at tractors in parliament but accidentally googled hardcore pornography pic.twitter.com/pzOXoq5t15

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 30, 2022

10.

Well, who had “tractor porn by-election” on their 2022 bingo card? https://t.co/pXhbQLvetP

— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) April 30, 2022

11.

the tractor porn Tory is still nowhere near the worst Tory in Parliament

— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@mrdavemacleod) May 1, 2022

12.

really surprised that Neil Parish has resigned for tractor porn when there is a war on I mean now is not the time surely

— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@mrdavemacleod) April 30, 2022

13.

https://twitter.com/maguire_of/status/1520481017995440128

14.

When watching tractor porn, does he get a Massey Fergus-on?*

— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) April 30, 2022

15.

This is the tractor porn tories fear most pic.twitter.com/TjedxDseqv

— Labourite 🇬🇧🌹 (@Iabourite) April 30, 2022

16.

What idiot called it 'tractor porn', and not 'cum by harvester'? https://t.co/u0HpMAQ3fl

— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) April 30, 2022

Related: Neil Parish denied there was a cultural problem in Parliament just days before having whip removed for watching porn in Commons

Subscribe to our Newsletter

View our  Privacy Policy and Terms & Conditions

About Us

TheLondonEconomic.com – Open, accessible and accountable news, sport, culture and lifestyle.

Read more

SUPPORT

We do not charge or put articles behind a paywall. If you can, please show your appreciation for our free content by donating whatever you think is fair to help keep TLE growing and support real, independent, investigative journalism.

DONATE & SUPPORT

Contact

Editorial enquiries, please contact: [email protected]

Commercial enquiries, please contact: [email protected]

Address

The London Economic Newspaper Limited t/a TLE
Company number 09221879
International House,
24 Holborn Viaduct,
London EC1A 2BN,
United Kingdom

© The London Economic Newspaper Limited t/a TLE thelondoneconomic.com - All Rights Reserved. Privacy

No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • News
  • Politics
  • Lottery Results
    • Lotto
    • Set For Life
    • Thunderball
    • EuroMillions
  • Business
  • Sport
  • Entertainment
  • Lifestyle
  • Food
  • Travel
  • JOBS
  • More…
    • Elevenses
    • Opinion
    • Property
    • Tech & Auto
  • About Us
    • Privacy policy
  • Contact us

© The London Economic Newspaper Limited t/a TLE thelondoneconomic.com - All Rights Reserved. Privacy

← SNP MP: I was warned which men to avoid in ‘horrific’ and ‘toxic’ Westminster ← Expecting the worst? Johnson ‘absolutely will be PM’ even if local election results are dismal
No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • News
  • Politics
  • Lottery Results
    • Lotto
    • Set For Life
    • Thunderball
    • EuroMillions
  • Business
  • Sport
  • Entertainment
  • Lifestyle
  • Food
  • Travel
  • JOBS
  • More…
    • Elevenses
    • Opinion
    • Property
    • Tech & Auto
  • About Us
    • Privacy policy
  • Contact us

© The London Economic Newspaper Limited t/a TLE thelondoneconomic.com - All Rights Reserved. Privacy

-->