"I suppose the tiny victory of Priti Patel resigning is like when you look down at your arm and realise your eczema has cleared up just before the extinction event meteor strikes the hill you’re standing on."
Ms Patel said it was her ‘choice’ to continue her public service from the backbenches when the new PM assumes office on Tuesday.
British policing has 'lost its way' as public fears officers are too 'woke', report finds, as Patel demands they focus on arrests.
She will reportedly be replaced by Suella Braverman.
“It is clear from the draft that was provided and subsequent exchanges that he intends to present as fact accounts from the previous Commissioner and her team, while ignoring or downplaying the extensive contradictory evidence provided.”
In April, Priti Patel hailed the Rwanda deal as a “world class” plan that provided a “blueprint” for other countries to follow.
That works out at £600,000 per person - with the money "already committed" and "being used" by the Central African country.
It is safe to say that actor Hugh Grant is not a fan of Priti Patel as he made his comments on social media.
The UK High Commissioner to Rwanda even intervened, warning that security is "heavy-handed" and any deal could "cause problems reputationally".