"If you are curious about Boris Johnson's reference to Cincinnatus in his goodbye speech - he was a 5th century BC Roman politician who saved the state from an invasion, then - job done - returned to his farm ('to his plough'). He was also an enemy of the people."
"I suppose the tiny victory of Priti Patel resigning is like when you look down at your arm and realise your eczema has cleared up just before the extinction event meteor strikes the hill you’re standing on."
The monarch will carry out the key duty at her private Scottish retreat, rather than at Buckingham Palace, for the first time in her reign.
"Didn't get the job? We've got jobs for everyone."
She’s reportedly set to be handed a life peerage by Boris Johnson in his resignation honours list.
"He simply wasn't listening at all, kept interrupting to say what he wanted, thus not listening. Typical', said one person in response.
"Martin’s inability to understand Brexit after all this time would be amusing if it wasn’t so damaging to the rest of us," wrote one person.
The Daily Mail's snowflake reaction to Joe Lycett and his iconic appearance on the BBC yesterday is worth its weight in gold.
Nick Thomas-Symonds said his party is on an ‘election footing’.