"No wonder Armando Iannucci gave up writing new episodes of The Thick of It. How could you now hope to surpass the farce that actually passes for government in this country?", Paul Sweeney tweeted.
This means the report may be published 'sooner rather than later'.
From "I thought it was a work event" to "nobody told me it was against the rules", here's a viral compilation of some of the classics.
Cressida Dick said an investigation is being launched because No 10 parties have now reached the 'threshold'.
"The PM clearly didn't organise to be given a cake," the transport secretary reasoned.
“Regardless of any report, the Prime Minister clearly needs to resign. He’s lost all credibility.”
The Fire Brigades Union claimed that the government knew about combustible cladding as far back as 1991 but "played down" the issue.
Mark Spencer denied Nusrat Ghani's accusations, and accused her of defamation.
Chief Whip Mark Spencer admitted that Ghani was referring to him, and denied her claims on Twitter.