"Germany’s culture minister is a trained art historian; France’s wrote a book on Verdi. The new UK culture secretary ate ostrich anus on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here."
By comparison, other EU citizens, particularly from northern European countries, were stopped far less by the UK border force.
Thanks to Brexit, online shopping is so expensive that taking the Eurostar to Paris is cheaper than ordering from the continent.
The small violins will be out in force for the MP who will take just £600k this year, compared to £800k in 2020.
Asked whether he would take Susanna Reid with him he said: “You never know, I might be auditioning for new wives.”
"Christ alive the foreign office is being run by Mrs Pork Markets."
“A sad loss for the channel’s zero viewers," comedian James Felton said.
Mr Raab had played up his image as a Brexit hard man during the leadership race in an attempt to win support from the Tory right.
It came after the PM dressed up in full gear as he and the chancellor visited apprentices at the company's training academy.