The city of Virginia Beach said that the papers are clearly sample ballots rather than the real thing - because they lack “bar code markings that area on all official ballots”.
Next we'll hear Rishi Sunak is economic modelling on a Commodore 64. Or perhaps Liz Truss has gone full Luddite and decided to build her tax evaders ‘free port’ wet dream moulded out of mouldy Stilton.
Imagine a world where it’s not what you do that counts, but what you say. A place where those who never turn the big dreams into reality are publicly celebrated, and the results don’t matter in the race to get ahead.
"It is getting out of control and we need to stop it as soon as possible. We are the problem, not the virus, but for whatever reason people just don't seem to care."
On the bright side, a border in Kent means Nigel Farage is now French.
Should this be rolled out in the UK?
Johnson replied that he expects everyone to obey the law - even though he is planning to break it himself. It was beyond parody.
“These skills created livelihood opportunities for refugees and supported the refugee community."
It comes less than three months on from the death of George Floyd, which sparked protests across the world.