“The Education Secretary appears to be obsessed with the subject of mobile phones in schools. In reality, every school will already have a robust policy on the use of mobile phones."
“Are you not ashamed of yourself putting swabs up children’s noses?", she asked an innocent bystander.
Remember Trump? He said “fake Republicans, anybody that voted for the impeachment doesn’t get it."
"As for financing this ship, there's £200 million to find and I'd be surprised if the running costs weren't £5 million a year," a leading naval architect has said.
'Someone has just referred to that new channel as "Wetherspoons TV" and I can't stop thinking about this.'
Sheku Kanneh-Mason had applied for the British passport to assist with additional red tape caused by Brexit.
Just enough for a pack of Tim Tams each.
"Without Trump around Boris has that 'Wait, so now I'm the as*hole???' face."
“The prime minister respects the rights of all people to peacefully protest and make their feelings known about injustices," Johnson's spokesperson said.