The BBC could probably get away with just scrolling an aston under Johnson every time he speaks, reading “This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to the actual truth is purely coincidental.”
It comes as thousands of Liverpool fans flocked to Anfield to celebrate the club's Premier League title.
Senior Tories rallied round Communities Secretary Mr Jenrick but questions about his handling of the row continued to mount.
He said drinking a yard of ale will help people maintain the new "one-metre plus" rules on social distancing.
RCN director Susan Masters said "testing of health and care workers and the people they are caring for has to be a priority".
Photos of Jenrick sat at the same table as Mr Desmond and Boris with his arm around him have been suppressed by the Conservatives.
It comes after the Government announced it was ditching efforts to build an in-house NHS app to back up its test-and-trace programme.
Boris Johnson and Chris Whitty sent out conflicting messages in the daily coronavirus briefing.
"Currently it's a little like opening Jurassic Park when there are dinosaurs on the loose".