Twitter reacts to news of Boris Johnson & Carie Symonds’ baby announcement

Congratulations to Boris Johnson on his 4th, 8th or 17th child.

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) February 29, 2020

in London you are actually never more than 5 feet away from something with Boris Johnson’s DNA in it

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 29, 2020

Another withdrawal agreement reneged on. https://t.co/Tzl4LpkRLy

— Baz (@bazlyons) February 29, 2020

And a way to trump that story is a Boris baby. Busy evening for Sunday newspaper editors. https://t.co/fIy0kiOvm0

— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) February 29, 2020

Boris Johnson's new baby will be so lucky.
Mainly because, unlike us, it'll never see him

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) February 29, 2020

I am sure just a total coincidence but certainly convenient that the home office perm sec’s angry divorce from government is now fighting with the PM’s marriage and imminent baby for front page coverage

— Robert Peston (@Peston) February 29, 2020

The announcement that Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds are expecting a baby means that will take the PM's total number of children to…

…err…Fuck knows? #borisbaby

— 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon) February 29, 2020

Just imagine the headlines if Jeremy Corbyn had brought his mistress into Number 10, impregnated her and announced their engagement, all before divorcing his wife (who was recovering from the cancer she had when he left her).

— Pete Redfern (@mr_pete_redfern) March 1, 2020

Feeling a little glum about Liverpool finally losing. Thank God Boris Johnson is having a baby. That’s really cheered me up.

— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) February 29, 2020

Funny, I don't remember you being particularly kind to Meghan Markle when she was having her first baby. In fact, I remember you being a nasty, spiteful and vindictive bully. #borisbaby https://t.co/0yXHnhMNte

— Frank Owen's Legendary Paintbrush🥀🇵🇸🇾🇪 (@OwenPaintbrush) February 29, 2020