Politics

And the winner of the leadership debate once again was... Labour.

Boris is thought to have the support of the US and the Baltic states, but might struggle to convince France to vote in favour of him.

Liz Truss appeared to not know what to do, and froze before walking over to see if she was alright.

"Le Brexit est une tragédie jouée par des bouffons."

"Ok, thank you Audrey. You said what so many of us have been saying into the ether for years," said one person.

"Us coming together to applaud this, but equally knowing the nightmares that now await us," said one now troubled person.

The former chancellor met with locals in a pub before his TV debate with Liz Truss.

"Once upon a time we had frictionless access to France, and freedom of movement into the entire European Union. Then we voted to get rid of that, and here we are."

The outgoing prime minister told Lord Cruddas over lunch at Chequers on Friday he wishes he could "wipe away" his resignation.